Culinary Horoscope today

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19

On the path of this day, the stars prophesy that there will be obstacles for you. It will be one, but very significant, and it will take a lot of time and effort to overcome it. Fortify yourself with Italian-style fried chicken (that is, deep-fried, then boiled in white wine, and then served with a special sauce with tomato, onions, fried ham and champignons).

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20

Today, food should be consumed in very small portions, but in assortment. This approach to food is typical of the Japanese, so you can immediately go to a Japanese restaurant. Explaining what you need in an establishment with European cuisine can be difficult. Unless you decide to fill the entire table with plates and eat a spoon from each dish.

Gemini May 21 - Jun 20

It is not worth looking for something today, somehow experimenting. Let your food be the most banal and traditional. An apple with a banana and a cup of strong coffee for breakfast, cabbage soup and escalope with buckwheat porridge for lunch, a little cottage cheese for dinner. But now it’s better to forget about ice cream and all kinds of confectionery buns. Consider that today they simply do not exist in the world.

Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 22

Wherever you go in search of food, you will be offered solutions from the bottom of your heart and from the best of intentions that are completely unacceptable to you. Rather than choke on what you don't want, don't like, or can't afford, it's best to order your own food to be delivered to your location. At least you get exactly what you ask for. And if they make a mistake, they will certainly offer compensation for the mistake.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22

Today you will know exactly what you want to eat. But you should not make this secret knowledge public, so as not to shock others. For your today's taste can be, to put it mildly, non-trivial. And, compared to it, frog legs with dried grasshoppers as a side dish will seem like a completely normal and everyday dish.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

Today in your kitchen should be as many people as possible. But not idle, but actively helping you. It will be difficult to cope alone.

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 22

Do not eat heavy food for breakfast today, this will help you keep your good mood until the end of the day. For greater confidence, it’s better to limit yourself to a cup of tea with a cracker at all, you’ll catch up at dinner. The closer to the evening, the more gastronomic liberties you can afford. If before five o'clock in the afternoon it is better to eat lean and not too peppery meat, then later smoked pork belly with chili peppers, potatoes and beer will not harm you.

Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21

Today you will be able to eat a couple of small mammoths - as long as they are well fried and preferably served with horseradish. Beware of going to particularly expensive restaurants - you will simply go broke trying to get enough. Trying to eat vegetables and fruits is now useless, such a diet can make you a beast. Very hungry and angry.

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21

Today, you can have some fun experimenting with food. Cook something that you have long wanted to try, but did not dare. NB! Do not forget to write down the prescription and put it in a conspicuous place - the doctors from the ambulance should know what you were poisoned with.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

Do not abuse alcohol today. Those. don't put a drop in your mouth at all. After all, even among non-alcoholic beers there are moderately disgusting examples. And do not believe the evil gossips who claim that this drink is unhealthy. Not at all. Although, of course, you can get a little fat from it. But, in the end, you don’t even need beer for this - there would be a desire.

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18

Today air dishes will be especially good: all kinds of soufflés, whipped cream, at worst - poultry dishes.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20

No matter how hungry and impatient the one with whom you are going to dine together today, do not give in to his demands to eat immediately in the first institution that comes across, asking for what will be given most quickly. Nothing good will come of this. If you can't convince the hasty man, go eat alone, you will only benefit from this.


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