Culinary Horoscope for tomorrow

Today, everything that is uncomplicated, familiar and, what is especially unpleasant, useful will cause you an unambiguous reaction - terrible boredom and not the slightest hint of appetite. If you want to spend this day having fun and eating with pleasure, you will have to really stretch your imagination. True, no one is stopping you from shifting this task onto someone else’s shoulders - let the cook prepare something unimaginable - your job is to eat.

Today you should pay special attention to what kind of fluids are being poured into your long-suffering body. Honestly, all kinds of colas are far from the best choice. Better yet, juice or even beer. However, the latter is most likely closer to evening. Especially if you have yet to drive. In fact, isn’t it non-alcoholic to drink?

Beware of eating in unfamiliar places, and, of course, on the street. Today you should take care of any, no matter how small, chance of running into low-quality food. Just in case, order stew in decent restaurants - your body will be too tender these days. Fish, especially sea fish, will also not hurt.

There is no point in eating anything complicated or original these days. The ideal side dish for you today would be the most banal mashed potatoes. But what happens to him is absolutely secondary. Either meat or some kind of fish. As a soup, the stars recommend that you eat a bowl of broth. Or, at worst, cabbage soup. And for dessert - coffee with cream and some cookies.

Fish day. Suitable for everything sea and river, be it common fish, white, red, cross-finned fish, or crayfish, crabs, algae, oysters and even mermaids. However, the taste of the meat of the latter raises some doubts, and the public may consider you a cannibal - it is better to limit yourself to a trivial cocktail of shrimp and mussels, fried trout and cod liver salad.

In theory, it would be best to spend this day somewhere in Bavaria. Sitting in a small cozy tavern overlooking the picturesque mountainous area, eating pork ribs with stewed cabbage or the famous fried Bavarian sausages, or something else like that, and washing it all down with cool, foamy and fragrant beer. However, even if there is tension with the Alps outside the window, the rest can probably be provided.

As you know, there are several different schools of eating vinaigrette in the world. One claims that it must be seasoned exclusively with a mixture of mustard, vinegar and sunflower oil. Another, so to speak alternative, claims that it is impossible to eat without mayonnaise and vinaigrette. By and large, it doesn’t matter at all which school you belong to. The main thing is to remember about the vinaigrette itself.

Throw away chips, Snickers, McDonald's and other fast-absorbing gastronomic garbage. Food should be calm, measured and unhurried. And if not every day, then at least today. Because today is the day when there is a real chance to take a decisive step towards full-fledged chronic gastritis. This is unlikely to be something you dream about all day long.

Today is not a bad day for romantically minded individuals, sophisticated natures and ladies who are always losing weight. If you belong to one of the listed communities, the harsh diet of a taiga hunter is highly recommended for you - bear meat baked on coals, roots, pine nuts, or just stew with pasta.

Do not trust the internationally recognized and widely used system of weights and measures, called “by eye”. Today your eye will not be particularly accurate.

Today may bring with it significant expenses, and it will not be necessary to buy anything capital for this. And so you can handle it. Decide for yourself whether it is worth including a luxurious lunch in these costs, since they are going to happen anyway, or whether this is what you want to save on. In any case, river fish and citrus fruits are preferable.

Today the stars spotted a spot. Apparently - from the sauce, maybe - from tea, coffee, juice or some other drink. Since the likelihood of getting into this trouble is quite high, and recommendations to carefully monitor the coordination of your own movements and the movements of others are somewhat meaningless, try to choose clothes for which contact with edibles would not end in disaster. Or avoid food and drink altogether.

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