Erotic Horoscope today

Today, details will be especially important in your sexual composition: light, furnishings, smells, accessories. So don’t even think about leaving anything to chance, otherwise at the most crucial moment someone will suddenly become very hot, cold or noisy.

Taurus are unlikely to find a partner to their liking today, since they will be too picky and biased in their wishes. Not even the most sophisticated lover will be able to please them, even if he curls up in a ball, even if he stands on his head. But Taurus themselves will seem incredibly skillful and sophisticated persons...

The stars do not recommend for Gemini today to enter into long arguments with the one whom you plan to invite to share your bed. This can deplete your reserves of sexual energy. If you are afraid that you will not be able to survive until the evening without ever starting an argument, make time for sex right in the morning.

On this day you will realize that you are a little fed up with sex with your partner and yourself, as well as with them personally. Having made a conclusion, do not take hasty actions; perhaps tomorrow you will change your point of view again, but your chosen one will no longer be able to return. Better press stop and think alone. Without nerves and fuss.

Leos today have a penchant for everything round and soft, to the point that as a partner they will be primarily interested in a man with a round tummy, rather than with pronounced muscles and fathoms in the shoulders. Feel free to stroke your lover’s belly and admire him loudly - it’s not all about praising his outstanding “spur”...

On this day, you will not understand your partner's passion for you. In your opinion, having such strong feelings for you is more than unjustified and irrational. However, the stars do not recommend thinking too much about this. Just be happy with what you have right now.

You don’t have to go far - today your sexual leisure can quite brighten up the usual... TV! Agree in advance with your chosen one that you will play an exciting game with him: compose and tell an erotic story with one of the TV stars in the leading role, with all the details - and get ready to enjoy it for two!

If you have no desire to give in to violent passions, then you shouldn’t persuade yourself, much less endure it. So just tell your partner that today it will be limited to only light stroking due to temporarily reduced sexual activity. At the same time, check how much you are understood.

Sagittarians are ready to spend their sexual energy today on anything other than its immediate purpose. They will write poems and odes in honor of their lovers, rush for gifts and flowers, prepare stunning lunches and dinners - but in an intimate sense, the effectiveness of their activities, alas, is zero.

A whip and a nail file, light bites and handcuffs, a kneeling position and spanking on a soft spot - Capricorns can easily afford all this today. However, this does not prevent them from settling down comfortably and not enduring any particular hardships. After all, you can put a pillow under your knees, and replace the handcuffs with a knitted scarf...

Today, all your affairs will fall on you at the same time, so there is no time for long foreplay, and there is no time for undressing either. In general, the only option to get sexual release is that hour while you are stuck in traffic jams on the way to work. Well, it’s up to you to decide how acceptable such extreme is for you.

Every day your partner will demand new and new feats from you in bed, without giving anything in return. It is unlikely that you really like it - unless you are a unique energy donor. Maybe remind me that you are not a sexual toy, but a living person?..

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