Erotic Horoscope for the day after tomorrow

Erotic Horoscope for the day after tomorrow, 22 April
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19

Today, as sad as it may sound, that one, beloved, desired one will not be with you. But there will be another who will happily give you tenderness and affection. Of course, if you are a principled person, then wait. But if your loved one, God forbid, is busy with someone else, or is clearly not coming soon and it’s not a fact that he will come, then why refuse? Look at who is available at the moment.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 20

Increased excitability is accompanied by increased irritability in Taurus. As luck would have it, today your partner will begin to do various stupid things and absurdities, and even wail at you like a hen: “Oh, dear, are you in pain?!” And all because you got too excited and started moaning a little louder and more actively than ever...

Gemini May 21 - Jun 20

On this day, it will be very difficult for you to convince your partner that it is you who are right, and it is your words that should be listened to when choosing affection, a position or a place for love games. Try to hint and all this is soft, unobtrusive and very tactful, so as not to offend anyone.

Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 22

On this day, it will seem to your partner that your main goal is not to give him sexual pleasure, but to play a prank on you. Of course, the day will be conducive to this, but no one has ever perceived your intimate caresses as a joke. It must be an interesting experience.

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22

On this day, the stars recommend that you do not indulge in love passion on the bed, because this is not original for a long time and does not excite you as much as you would like. Try to find some more exotic place: a bathroom, a closet, a mezzanine, a wardrobe, or at least a floor covered with a shag carpet.

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22

The curve of your sexuality will creep up sharply today, since everyone around you now madly admires you. And your “I” is happy to try - the more it is praised, the more beautiful it is! The main thing is, don’t go to bed with just anyone, otherwise, at the wrong time, you’ll pick up something unpleasant...

Libra Sep 23 - Oct 22

Sex is always a search for new pleasures. And if the new thing in your intimate relationship with your partner has ended, you need to somehow solve this problem. Perhaps even in radical ways, no matter how scary and exciting it may sound to you.

Scorpio Oct 23 - Nov 21

Dancing, playing sports, jogging and walking together are recommended today for Scorpios and their lovers. Do not under any circumstances become sour at home and do not agree to boring traditional sexual intimacy - you will only quarrel with your boyfriend. And no amount of outfits or tricks will help in bed...

Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21

The tendency to wishful thinking is especially evident in your behavior when it comes to sex. Most likely, you will fill in the missing details in your imagination and be completely satisfied with the result.

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19

Try to refrain from excessive sentimentality and excessive caring - and then the stars’ prediction about a day favorable for sexual pleasures will come true completely. And if you cluck over your loved one like a hen, you will receive a portion of complaints, but certainly not passionate hugs.

Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18

Representatives of the Aquarius sign should become good girls today: clean up the house, cook a delicious dinner, decorate the love bed with flowers and anoint your body with rose oil. And as a reward for exemplary behavior, demand the right to have a “day off” on any other evening and spend it as you please - and separately from your lover.

Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20

For the sake of future achievements in bed, Pisces should definitely go on a diet today! Even if you have absolutely no extra pounds (or at least grams), such a strong-willed decision will give you strength and make you believe in yourself. And don’t try to evade it by convincing yourself that a bun with jam is practically a fruit!


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